Trini Classifieds .... LOL!
So wait ..... yuh gettin ah Mercedes Benz ...... AND ...... a Yacht ...... when yuh buy an apartment or a condo ...... but yuh not gettin ah universal remote ..... tuh bring yuh coffee ..... and take yuh tuh yuh yacht ..... and tuh call de Security ...... Grrrrrrrr???
Ahhh ..... Dr. Trevor Sayers again ..... is like everywhere ah turn ..... ah seein dat name!!! ..... 10 points tuh Dr. Sayers yes ..... he get full marks fuh marketin ...... cuz de man is EVERYWHERE ...... he in de papers ...... he on de TV ..... he on de internet wit website and Facebook and silly Youtube videos an' ting ...... and he even on de road ...... yes ..... my boy have one ah dem paint-up cars (blue) wit dem loudspeakers on top ..... ah see it on Independence Square Saturday gorn .... but ah was too slow wit de camera!
Edible Ladies??? ...... I wonder if they come in different flavours?!
.... and oh ...... look ah even sweeter deal ...... cuz yuh could probably get de same Thick girl ..... AND a Slim girl ...... on special ...... fuh de price of one ...... an' ah sure dey edible too!
STEUPS!!!!!!
...... but if yuh do decide tuh take de chain-up (re: de dotish ad above) ..... an' yuh cyah make while yuh havin yuh fantasies fulfilled ..... yuh could always call dem two odda numbers ..... but wait ...... what exactly it is lastin 3-5 days ...... de erection???!!!
An Air Rifle ad ...... under de ANIMALS section?!
He lookin fuh ah Housekeeper ...... or ah gyul?!
WHAT???? ..... what dey mean BRAND NEW ...... is ah CAR!!!????
...... there's that word again ..... NEW ...... like if dey jus come off de shelf ...... and does Stacy know what de word PALLOR mean????
I have never seen a Carnival Band advertise in the Classifieds!!! ...... African BC??? ..... and what de heck is dat other ad about ..... "my family faith full"??????
OK ..... is it that I'm reading this ad dotish ..... is there such a thing as PEST CONTROL CEILING INSTALLATION ...... or are they two different things ...... and if they are two different things ....... how weird is it ..... that one person or company or whatever ...... offers Pest Control ...... Ceiling Installation ..... AND Real Estate Services??!!
WHAT ..... an ad seeking a PH driver??!!!
LOL ..... no confusion here ..... very self-explanatory .......
WHAT ..... what is the relevance of the word POOR?
People in Trinbago does really hire PIs tuh maco cheating Wives and Husbands??!!
LOL ..... Call Rusty or Dusty ..... if yuh have Rusty or Dusty steel scrap .... cute!
WHAT ..... ah million dollars upwards?! ...... altho ..... dat might not be such a bad investment after all ...... cuz 'security' is probably one of the more lucrative businesses in Trinbago right now ..... second only tuh funeral homes!
This is hilarious ..... I can't believe someone put out an ad lookin fuh a Minute Maid Cap with the letter M .....
PS: ..... spell MINI ..... and win one .....
gyul, yuh is de woss. Ah cyar stop laffin meh arse 0ff. ah cyar believe yuh does fine all dis shit an even worse read it. buh de laff real good
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If something sounds too good to be true it probably is or isn't. A Benz and a yacht and a condo or apartment overlooking the gray, murky and polluted Claxton Bay waters? They had to be joking!
Dr. Sayer should have a phone number like 62-ERECT, or 622-HARD then he would be credible.
I am sure edible ladies was a misprint and they meant to say edible undies or ...
It could also be one girl the size of two
For a man, there is no better way to relax and live fully than to experience a good male fantasy with women.
Let's see 3 to 5 days - worse case 3 days - Carnival Sunday, Monday and Tuesday - by ash Wednesday the erection will turn into a pumpkin, or with a little luck, a cucumber
I am sure the air rifle was meant to be under the personals and not pets.
He looking for a gul he could easily fire.
The nice thing about new girls is that they were once old girls somewhere else.
If I was God I would make every one of my followers take English lessons on Sunday.
I had some people install ceiling and they were eating. I don't know what they left up there but if it was lunch then the pest control thing might not have been a bad idea.
The man asking for an illegal thing - a PH driver. That is something called crime-in-your-face. I hope Philbert reading this blog.
The guy either wants to do good for the poor or exploit them. He didn't say.
Rusty or Dusty - nice - I will sell my steel to them
Look, all I have is $750,023.76 - when I save up the rest I will call.
The Minute Maid ad was probably placed by a collector of Minis or someone who was mugged for his cap while jogging around the Savannah.
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LOL! Girl, ent yuh know de classifieds is de best place tuh get kicks. Yuh get meh morning off tuh ah good start.
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Stamina Man is Sayers?
Ah wonder how dat remote ting wukking to take yuh to yuh yacht... doh geh meh wrong, me cyah afford an apt dat comes with Benz and boat... but ah wondering if the system could be modified tuh take meh to de bus stop round de corner... or better yet, tuh de town centre.
I eh know bout different flavours for the edible ladies... ah go hit below de belt and say de only flavour I come across was fish... (^_~)
Ah tink de minute maid cap refers to the mini competition and dat the person missing de 'm'. Altho, if ah didn see de fust ad ah woulda tink they looking fuh a vertically challenged maid tuh clean de house...
What is a Phatty Poonks?
Ah well, good as usual 'Scene. You give meh some laughs.
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on "cheating spouses" ... they just need to check Facebook.
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That Claxton Bay ad is quite innovative. DO they have an open house, cause I'm certain many engineers would love to know how this remote works.
Ad for M (LOL!)
Phatty Poonks (LOL!)
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OMG splitsun ..... I didn't know you have ah blog .....
..... if ah had known .... ah woulda include yuh in meh BIG UP post
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I never knew the classifieds could be such fun
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