IT DONE .... tank de Lord!
So Carnival come and gorn ...... AMEN!
Now is only Beyonce tuh do de same!!!
I jus realise today ..... dat is ah whole 10 days dat I eh say nuttin ..... and de reason fuh dat ...... is ....... ah didn't really have nuttin tuh say ......
After Ladies First and Pan ..... dat was kinda it fuh me ...... cuz Ticketmaster had get de link fuh Misty Ridge ..... but ah couldn't make it ...... cuz ah had tuh go check out another fren in his Tent debut ...... an' is ah good ting ah eh reach Misty Ridge ...... cuz ah hear dem tief an' dem had ah time wit people car ...... an' yuh know me an' my car!! ...... den ..... after dat was Carnival week ...... an' ah nearly reach Eyes Wide Shut ...... but fren change she mind ..... and blank meh an' went wit she man instead ...... den Carnival Wednesday always free fuh me ..... cuz I does want tuh be fresh fuh Beach House on Thursday ..... but dis year was SALT fuh Beach House ...... den Friday Ticketmaster try tuh chain meh up tuh go Soca Monarch ...... an' ah tell she EH EH ...... I went Soca Monarch once ...... and dat was enuff fuh me ..... it was de year when Bunji was suppose tuh look like he comin onto de stage ...... from some rope or cord or some shit in de sky ..... and de (stunt)man on de cord who was supposedly Bunji ....... STICK IN MID SLIDE ....... so of course de real Bunji jus end up comin on de stage via de steps (like everybody else! *SIGH*) ...... while hanging (stunt man)Bunji was stuck awaiting assistance tuh get down ..... LOL ..... dat was real kix!!!
But ...... altho ah didn't care tuh be there ..... ah still end up watchin de Soca Monarch on TV ...... which I turned off at about 2:50 am immediately after JW and Blaze ..... cuz Lawd ...... meh brain jus couldn't take no more ...... how Trinis could feel proud of Soca Monarch ...... I jus doh know!! ....... cuz dat ting is so much crap ...... I does feel so shame when dey invite all kyna foreign 'stars' tuh come and give dey two cents on performances ..... and when dey keep referrin tuh it as de INTERNATIONAL Soca Monarch ...... and when dey keep emphasizin dat it being seen around de world ...... cuz 90% of dat shit eh my culture ...... is jus shit!!! ...... you see dat 'Transformer' Faye-Ann come on wit ...... my fren 8 year old could build ah better car dan dat ....... and Shurwayne wit de fat woman who sit dong on him and MURDAH him ...... and geeeeeezan rice ...... what was dat bess village skit dat Shal and Screws put orn ...... Denise Belfon wuzen shame ....... and Oh Lawd talkin about Shal and Screws ...... de irony of singin ah song bout POHLICE wantin tuh lock up people in de party ....... an' Screws gettin LOCK UP mere days later ...... yes ...... my boy get ketch wit ah small quantity of ganja ..... and plead GUILTY in Court today ..... but anyway ah strayin ......
So yes ...... as ah was sayin ...... my Carnival ended on Sunday ..... wit Lara fete ..... which was cool as it always is ...... altho this year ..... was ah lil vibesless ...... and I doh know if is de Machel factor ..... or de Destra factor .....
Cuz fuh me ....... de WHOLE CARNIVAL SEASON was vibesless ...... nothing was particularly HYPE ...... everywhere I end up dis year ..... was real mellow ...... down tuh de day itself ...... cuz ah went eeeeen town yesterday ...... Ariapita Avenue ..... an' ah see only ONE band ..... Spice ...... yes ...... after dem was NOBODY ....... I lime in dat hot sun fuh about 2 hours ..... and all I see was Spice ..... oh ...... and some kinda sailor band ..... but dat was it ...... punto final!
By about 5:00 pm ..... Carnival was over fuh me ...... I was back home ..... wit a shower under meh belt ..... food in meh belly ...... and de TV runnin with live Carnival coverage .....
And now it's back to real life .... which fuh me .... was tryin all day ... tuh find ah Maintenance Free battery for my very dead car .... yes .... could you believe ...... nobody had Maintenance Free battery ...... all ah dem only had de 'add water every 3 months' ones ..... so I have to go hunting again tomorrow ...... cuz at 3:45 pm ...... after callin just about everybody ...... I finally found one at MasterServ ..... and they were closing at 4:00 pm ...... and I was in POS ..... so is no way I was makin dat .....
Tomorrow is another day yes ..... I leave you with these ......
What was really going orn wit Carnival BREASTS this year ....... cuz first ..... ah see dis article in yesterday's Newsday ......
Then while dreeevayin on Ariapita Avenue ...... yesterday too ..... I see dat ...... up close and personal ...... in de band SPICE!
Then in today's Newsday now ..... ah see dis ....... which I actually appreciated ...... cuz without dem bare breasts ..... I woulda swear dat dat is ah man!!!!
Den ...... where exactly did Dwayne Bravo get injure ..... like which part of he body?! ...... like isn't he suppose tuh be playin cricket somewhere?!! ..... wit dat same 'injured' body dat he usin tuh play mas?! ....... ahhhhhhh ..... clearly NOTHING gets between ah man and his mas (and mas women) ..... not even Cricket!!!!
Saw these on Murray Street yesterday ....... ah love tuh see POHLICE on horse!
Oh ..... and just one street away from dem same POHLICE on horse ..... saw dat ...... yep ...... PIRATE CDs of all yuh favourite artistes ..... tuh take back tuh foreign!
Dat is de Sailor mas ah was talkin about ..... de only odda mas dat ah see on Ariapita Avenue ..... other than Spice ......
and look ....... is de BLIMP ....... yes ...... even de BLIMP "come out tuh party" yesterday ....... and was occasionally joined by his loud, annoying friends ....... HELICOPTERS!!!
Da'is Rocky singin LIVE ..... someting we doh see in Carnival anymore i.e. Soca Artistes jumpin on truck tuh sing song!
.... an' oh gorm ..... ah save de bess fuh lass ..... cuz I jus love Yoko ....... she eh give two arse ...... she playin she own mas ...... cuz I am almost 100% certain ..... that that is NOT a Carnival Costume ...... and just one of Yoko's usual getups ......
PS: .... hmmmm ..... ah wonder if ah win dat $5,000,000 LOTTO dat draw tonight?!
Now is only Beyonce tuh do de same!!!
I jus realise today ..... dat is ah whole 10 days dat I eh say nuttin ..... and de reason fuh dat ...... is ....... ah didn't really have nuttin tuh say ......
After Ladies First and Pan ..... dat was kinda it fuh me ...... cuz Ticketmaster had get de link fuh Misty Ridge ..... but ah couldn't make it ...... cuz ah had tuh go check out another fren in his Tent debut ...... an' is ah good ting ah eh reach Misty Ridge ...... cuz ah hear dem tief an' dem had ah time wit people car ...... an' yuh know me an' my car!! ...... den ..... after dat was Carnival week ...... an' ah nearly reach Eyes Wide Shut ...... but fren change she mind ..... and blank meh an' went wit she man instead ...... den Carnival Wednesday always free fuh me ..... cuz I does want tuh be fresh fuh Beach House on Thursday ..... but dis year was SALT fuh Beach House ...... den Friday Ticketmaster try tuh chain meh up tuh go Soca Monarch ...... an' ah tell she EH EH ...... I went Soca Monarch once ...... and dat was enuff fuh me ..... it was de year when Bunji was suppose tuh look like he comin onto de stage ...... from some rope or cord or some shit in de sky ..... and de (stunt)man on de cord who was supposedly Bunji ....... STICK IN MID SLIDE ....... so of course de real Bunji jus end up comin on de stage via de steps (like everybody else! *SIGH*) ...... while hanging (stunt man)Bunji was stuck awaiting assistance tuh get down ..... LOL ..... dat was real kix!!!
But ...... altho ah didn't care tuh be there ..... ah still end up watchin de Soca Monarch on TV ...... which I turned off at about 2:50 am immediately after JW and Blaze ..... cuz Lawd ...... meh brain jus couldn't take no more ...... how Trinis could feel proud of Soca Monarch ...... I jus doh know!! ....... cuz dat ting is so much crap ...... I does feel so shame when dey invite all kyna foreign 'stars' tuh come and give dey two cents on performances ..... and when dey keep referrin tuh it as de INTERNATIONAL Soca Monarch ...... and when dey keep emphasizin dat it being seen around de world ...... cuz 90% of dat shit eh my culture ...... is jus shit!!! ...... you see dat 'Transformer' Faye-Ann come on wit ...... my fren 8 year old could build ah better car dan dat ....... and Shurwayne wit de fat woman who sit dong on him and MURDAH him ...... and geeeeeezan rice ...... what was dat bess village skit dat Shal and Screws put orn ...... Denise Belfon wuzen shame ....... and Oh Lawd talkin about Shal and Screws ...... de irony of singin ah song bout POHLICE wantin tuh lock up people in de party ....... an' Screws gettin LOCK UP mere days later ...... yes ...... my boy get ketch wit ah small quantity of ganja ..... and plead GUILTY in Court today ..... but anyway ah strayin ......
So yes ...... as ah was sayin ...... my Carnival ended on Sunday ..... wit Lara fete ..... which was cool as it always is ...... altho this year ..... was ah lil vibesless ...... and I doh know if is de Machel factor ..... or de Destra factor .....
Cuz fuh me ....... de WHOLE CARNIVAL SEASON was vibesless ...... nothing was particularly HYPE ...... everywhere I end up dis year ..... was real mellow ...... down tuh de day itself ...... cuz ah went eeeeen town yesterday ...... Ariapita Avenue ..... an' ah see only ONE band ..... Spice ...... yes ...... after dem was NOBODY ....... I lime in dat hot sun fuh about 2 hours ..... and all I see was Spice ..... oh ...... and some kinda sailor band ..... but dat was it ...... punto final!
By about 5:00 pm ..... Carnival was over fuh me ...... I was back home ..... wit a shower under meh belt ..... food in meh belly ...... and de TV runnin with live Carnival coverage .....
And now it's back to real life .... which fuh me .... was tryin all day ... tuh find ah Maintenance Free battery for my very dead car .... yes .... could you believe ...... nobody had Maintenance Free battery ...... all ah dem only had de 'add water every 3 months' ones ..... so I have to go hunting again tomorrow ...... cuz at 3:45 pm ...... after callin just about everybody ...... I finally found one at MasterServ ..... and they were closing at 4:00 pm ...... and I was in POS ..... so is no way I was makin dat .....
Tomorrow is another day yes ..... I leave you with these ......
What was really going orn wit Carnival BREASTS this year ....... cuz first ..... ah see dis article in yesterday's Newsday ......
Then while dreeevayin on Ariapita Avenue ...... yesterday too ..... I see dat ...... up close and personal ...... in de band SPICE!
Then in today's Newsday now ..... ah see dis ....... which I actually appreciated ...... cuz without dem bare breasts ..... I woulda swear dat dat is ah man!!!!
Den ...... where exactly did Dwayne Bravo get injure ..... like which part of he body?! ...... like isn't he suppose tuh be playin cricket somewhere?!! ..... wit dat same 'injured' body dat he usin tuh play mas?! ....... ahhhhhhh ..... clearly NOTHING gets between ah man and his mas (and mas women) ..... not even Cricket!!!!
Saw these on Murray Street yesterday ....... ah love tuh see POHLICE on horse!
Oh ..... and just one street away from dem same POHLICE on horse ..... saw dat ...... yep ...... PIRATE CDs of all yuh favourite artistes ..... tuh take back tuh foreign!
Dat is de Sailor mas ah was talkin about ..... de only odda mas dat ah see on Ariapita Avenue ..... other than Spice ......
and look ....... is de BLIMP ....... yes ...... even de BLIMP "come out tuh party" yesterday ....... and was occasionally joined by his loud, annoying friends ....... HELICOPTERS!!!
Da'is Rocky singin LIVE ..... someting we doh see in Carnival anymore i.e. Soca Artistes jumpin on truck tuh sing song!
.... an' oh gorm ..... ah save de bess fuh lass ..... cuz I jus love Yoko ....... she eh give two arse ...... she playin she own mas ...... cuz I am almost 100% certain ..... that that is NOT a Carnival Costume ...... and just one of Yoko's usual getups ......
PS: .... hmmmm ..... ah wonder if ah win dat $5,000,000 LOTTO dat draw tonight?!
scsene i really didnt wanna see any ah dem bressissiz.. i lie prob the one you take a pic of...
and yes i had fun saying that somebody got SCREWed.. #dohlockweup
stay tuned have a show coming fuh yuh.. maybe i could get you to comment on it...
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yeah .... my breasts was really de bess .....
..... and what kinda show you have comin ...... when and where?
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gorsh scene i now checking een... was busy yesterday planning fuh d SHOW... check out the LIVE stream here... and will try to memba to let you know next time... if you think you ever wanna contribute link us on the SKYPE...
http://bandwagonist.wordpress.com/2010/02/19/no-behaviour-show-watch-we-palancin/
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Looks like you did have a nice time. Love the horseriding policemen.
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..... altho she comin across as lil androgynous ...... Yoko is actually all female ......
I remember back in de day ...... when I was a teenager (or in my early twenties) ...... shopping at her store in Maraval ...... buying some wack ass shit ...... lookin like de Jetsons ...... and feelin real hottt .....
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LOL, the reason y u ain't see any other bands is b/c the rest of us was backup waiting to cross the "savannah stage", i had a blast on the road!
i think that lady could win that case b/c it was carnival! lol the amount of ppl they SHOULD charge!
u sure Yoko is female! :/
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...... yuh bring back memories dey gyul ..... I remember my days of playin mas ..... and being backed up fuh hours waitin tuh cross de REAL Savannah stage ..... not no dotish piece ah road rename "stage" ..... ahhhhhh ...... those were the good ole days!
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Scene...ah survived de carnival girl! Tribe was crowded but ah make sure ah enjoy de money ah spend.
1. I got a shot of that topless woman???? in Tribe. She was gracious enough to pose for me
2. You really believe Bravo injured. From the time I read about his injury I told my co-worker that his a$$ coming back to play mas.
3. Rocky, as far as I am aware is a key member of Spice so I guess that would explain his presence on the truck.
4. Yoko on point! I bet she is about 100 years by now but her body still looks good. She does not give a $hit about anybody. You've got to love her for that.
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KC ..... any woman who playin mas wit she bressss out ...... want people tuh take pictures of her ...... you shoulda see de Spice 'one breast out' chick ...... she was in she glee ..... only stoppin tuh pose fuh pics ...... so is not no graciousness ...... is more like exhibitionism ...... and narcissism!!
Glad tuh hear yuh enjoy de Carnival!
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I too was wondering if that was a reveller in drag (green leopard spray paint). Those breasts helped a lot in identifying the sex.
Yoko is always refreshing. I love to see her, she just stands out.
The bare breasted thing, even though I may not be the best person to really talk about being conservative, carnival is already a beads and glitter syndrome. Boobies outside too? Some of it could barely fit into a regular bra. Although I think these women have a lot of courage to walk about half naked, I actually appreciate the subtlety (or what little is left of it) of bikini/tankini tops.
Although in my mid-twenties, I already weep for the days past where mas was actually about creating a story, capturing the audience and showcasing the talents of our artists, rather than a show of how easy it is to sell a bikini with beads to thousands of people.
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..... I so doh like what mas has become ...... as a matter of fact .... I DO NOT like what carnival has evolved into ......
I started playin mas back in the late 80s ..... an' ah pack up shop in 2005 ...... doh know if I'll ever return ..... cuz ah jus cyah relate no more ..... and dat whole breast scene .... da'is ah whole odda story dat I doh understand .......
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