Carnival Love??!!

Now ah doh have time tuh ole talk eh ...... cuz ah have tuh go out right right now ..... 

...... ah jus logon quick ..... tuh post dat notice (dat ah see in today's papers) ..... and tuh help-out Lady ...... cuz Grrrrrrrr??? ....... Carnival Love??!!

There's no such creature Lady!!!





How LOST does one have tuh be ..... tuh tink dat dey found CARNIVAL LOVE ..... an' wit ah man who does sell DVDs??!!

A man sellin DVDs is like ah bandit ..... he doin wrong!!! ..... he piratin people ting!!! ..... he makin ah livin yes ...... but he could most likely end up in jail ...... den on top ah dat ..... if he sellin DVDs fuh ah living ..... he probably doh even have internet ...... how he gonna email yuh ..... and talkin about email ...... ah couldn't help but notice de irony of de one you rockin ...... KEGGS GALORE ...... cuz I really feel dat is kegs galore dat you was drinkin ..... tuh tink dat yuh find Carnival Love ..... and den LOST it!!

Anyway Lady ..... I am a lover of LOVE ...... so ah go help yuh out ......

.... dat man yuh lookin for .... he can be found ANYWHERE in Port of Spain (on any pavement) .... or on de Western Main Road at night ..... so good luck ...... and remember ..... 'THE LAST SHALL BE THE FIRST AND THE FIRST SHALL BE THE LAST'??!!

Scene is out!
Posted by wuzdescene at March 5, 2010 1:54 PM
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  • March 5, 2010 2:34 PM aka_lol wrote:
    Thinking about it now, I wonder what kind of DVDs the giant tattoo man was selling? Gosh scene, the things that people put in the papers. Maybe I will give the woman a call
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    1. March 5, 2010 11:11 PM wuzdescene wrote:

      aka ..... that is exactly what popped into my head when I saw that notice .....

      .... de kinda crap people does pay money tuh put in de papers!!

      you go ahead an' call ..... see if yuh eh get ketch in some sting operation or sumtin ..... nex ting yuh know is de Pohlice put dat dey ..... tuh ketch Mr. bald brown-skinned 6' 3" pirate DVD sellin gentleman!!!


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  • March 5, 2010 3:47 PM DQ wrote:
    I just recently stumbled upon ur blog, but i must say, AH LOVE IT!! Keep doin the do..this shit too funny!! lol
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    1. March 5, 2010 11:15 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      Aye DQ ..... Welcome tuh de scene .... where you're guaranteed tuh get a small dose of shit every so often!
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  • March 5, 2010 8:44 PM Darcel wrote:
    lmao!!! I love this! shared this on my facebook page...ah trying to help out ah sista!!
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    1. March 5, 2010 11:26 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      Darcel ..... you new tuh de scene? ..... if you are ..... Welcome!

      ..... and hey ..... good lookin out puttin dat shit on Facebook ..... altho I eh really feel she need dat much help eh ..... cuz ah tellin yuh ...... dat man right in town somewhere ..... and tomorrow is Saturday ...... town go be busy ...... all she hadda do ...... is go dong and check out de scene ..... and she bound tuh find him!
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      1. March 6, 2010 9:40 AM Darcel wrote:
        lol..fuh tru she really bound to find him but nah i reading dis blog loooooong time now..just first time i commented
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        1. March 6, 2010 1:24 PM wuzdescene wrote:
          Oh OK .... cool ..... I checked out your blog last nite ..... very very interesting .....
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          1. March 6, 2010 2:56 PM Darcel wrote:
            Nice...i'm curious to know what you find so very very interesting
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            1. March 7, 2010 12:35 AM wuzdescene wrote:

              The content ..... the openness ..... the frankness ...... the honesty .....


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              1. March 7, 2010 3:29 PM Darcel wrote:
                well i hope you check it out from time to time
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  • March 5, 2010 9:59 PM Zee wrote:
    this take the cake! because he have her so bazodee that she go as far as to take out an ad in the papers for him to contact her.
    i hope he contacts her yes...
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    1. March 5, 2010 11:32 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      oh gorm Zee ...... you really feel dah man goin' an' call she .......

      ..... she gettin tie-up ..... cuz is only on Craigslist dat people does find people ..... not in de Newsday!

      anyway ..... you hopin he contact her ...... and I hoping she sober up ...... cuz clearly she still stale drunk!
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  • March 6, 2010 8:04 AM Michelle wrote:
    dis blog is the greatest yes. between this post and the one before, i dunno which one make me laugh more nah.

    pipers need love too i guess.....lol
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    1. March 6, 2010 1:14 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      Michelle ..... that is exactly why I decided tuh post de notice ..... cuz ah really want tuh help Lady .....

      One of two things could happen now ...... she would either find de man ..... or she would realise dat carnival love is ah oxymoron! ..... is a win win situation!
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  • March 6, 2010 8:09 AM CK wrote:
    LOL, Thank god I don't buy papers b/c I would feel like I was duped everyday! This is the kind of shit ppl paying over 2 dollars to read!
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    1. March 6, 2010 1:19 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      YES ..... people ...... AND me .....

      An' I does pay it times 3 on weekends ..... and times 2 during de week  ..... yuh en see I need tuh find someting better tuh do wit my $2 ...... like buy some STEUPS mint! 
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      1. March 6, 2010 3:11 PM Darcel wrote:
        noooooooo...pay d $2 allyuh need to pay my salary plz...thank you
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  • March 7, 2010 3:00 PM Chica wrote:
    Lol, with a name like 'Keggs Galore' I would love to see how that chick looks. She's either desperate or the guy was selling something else besides the DVD's.
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    1. March 7, 2010 3:49 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      Chica gyul ..... funny you should comment on de Lady email address ...... cuz look what I bounce up in de papers today ...... apparently de Lady email address is not really KEGGS GALORE ..... but 'LEGGS' GALORE ..... which is actually even better ...... cuz I would like to suggest to her ..... dat she use she legs galore ..... tuh run real far away from Mr. DVDs!!!


      In today's Guardian




      In today's Express ....


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      1. March 9, 2010 5:26 AM Chica wrote:
        LOL,I can only imagine what that stands for.
        I was nosey.-) http://www.blackplanet.com/leggsgalore/
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        1. March 9, 2010 1:28 PM wuzdescene wrote:
          OMG ...... I wonder if that's really leggs galore .....

          ...... Chica gyul ..... yuh good!!
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  • March 8, 2010 10:53 AM Jen wrote:
    I've been macoing this blog for a while now. It does give me a fit of giggles, which is not ideal when I'm having my lunch! Needless to say, I really enjoy your blog.
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    1. March 8, 2010 1:10 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      Aye Jen .... Thanks ..... and Welcome (as a first time comment-er) 
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  • March 8, 2010 3:34 PM Carnivalcocoa wrote:
    Jesus take the wheel from this mess. Please??!!!!!!
    SMDH
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    1. March 8, 2010 3:39 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      Carnivalcocoa ...... ah doh mean tuh sound daft eh ...... but what is SMDH?
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      1. March 9, 2010 8:07 PM bandi wrote:
        SMH usually means Shake My Head.. haffi assume the D means Damn in this instance.. coz i an all doing just that.. over 25 comments for this mess... i could only hope that they eventually hook up again...
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      2. March 9, 2010 9:00 PM Carnivalcocoa wrote:
        SMDH - Shaking My Damn Head
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