Save our Souls Lord ....
Again .... ah doh have time tuh ole talk ..... so ah gonna jus jump right into it wit a prayer ..... as is Lent nah!
Dear LORD ..... according to a Minister named DICK ..... who opened her mouth two days ago ..... and had ALL doubt removed ..... we the people of Trinidad and Tobago have done wrong ..... and we should be ashamed ..... she say Calder Hart is a human being ..... an' how we treat him so badly ..... she say we HOUND him down in ah kyna lynch mob way ..... she say ah man innocent til proven guilty ..... well ...... she didn't actually say those words ...... but da'is what she was tryin tuh say ...... den she say ..... dat all de setta Hart-bashin dat went orn .... "Hurt the soul of the Nation" ..... an' like she feel lil shame when de nation so blatantly celebrated his eventual resignation ..... an' what was real gettin me LORD ...... is dat in spite of everyting dat dis man do ..... she was soundin like we shoulda jus turn de odda cheek ..... and let de man slap we dey too!! ..... LORD ..... I pray that you guide that woman ...... show her the light ..... and forgive her ....... for she know not what she do (or say)!!!
LORD ...... also ..... we pray that there be more people like the COP ...... who gettin threaten with lawsuit an' ting ..... so dat dey too may conduct their own investigations ....... and hopefully uncover more shit ..... so dat even when de CoP lapsin ...... an can't somehow manage tuh uncover de same shit ..... at least somebody doin it ...... and somebody gonna still end up gettin busted!!
LORD ..... we pray for the real hounds of the nation ..... those hardworking unsung heroes! ...... we pray that there be more pompeks like Buffy ...... who no matter what ..... will continue tuh bark until de Pohlice decide tuh take dem orn ..... we prayer that even human beings too ..... will begin BARKING in de fight against crime!
LORD ..... we pray for Martin Joseph ...... our Minister of Crime ..... oooops what ah sayin .... ah mean Minister of National Security ....... we pray that one day ...... even HE go believe de shit he does be talkin ...... cuz steups ...... look at his facial expression ..... is that the look of a confident man!!!
LORD .... we are baffled as tuh why this was in the news yesterday ..... we pray that you would protect us from any more articles about this Flag!
LORD ..... we pray that that is a typo ...... an' is not dat CHUTNEY tryin tuh go JAZZ now ..... cuz WTH is Chutney Jazz???!!!
LORD ..... we pray for the MEN who conducted this study/research ...... cuz without them ..... such very vital information woulda been still unknown!!!
LORD ..... we seek your guidance on this one ...... a Cheer Workshop!!!????
and LORD ...... we pray for Rebecca's safe return to her family!
Dear LORD ..... according to a Minister named DICK ..... who opened her mouth two days ago ..... and had ALL doubt removed ..... we the people of Trinidad and Tobago have done wrong ..... and we should be ashamed ..... she say Calder Hart is a human being ..... an' how we treat him so badly ..... she say we HOUND him down in ah kyna lynch mob way ..... she say ah man innocent til proven guilty ..... well ...... she didn't actually say those words ...... but da'is what she was tryin tuh say ...... den she say ..... dat all de setta Hart-bashin dat went orn .... "Hurt the soul of the Nation" ..... an' like she feel lil shame when de nation so blatantly celebrated his eventual resignation ..... an' what was real gettin me LORD ...... is dat in spite of everyting dat dis man do ..... she was soundin like we shoulda jus turn de odda cheek ..... and let de man slap we dey too!! ..... LORD ..... I pray that you guide that woman ...... show her the light ..... and forgive her ....... for she know not what she do (or say)!!!
LORD ...... also ..... we pray that there be more people like the COP ...... who gettin threaten with lawsuit an' ting ..... so dat dey too may conduct their own investigations ....... and hopefully uncover more shit ..... so dat even when de CoP lapsin ...... an can't somehow manage tuh uncover de same shit ..... at least somebody doin it ...... and somebody gonna still end up gettin busted!!
LORD ..... we pray for the real hounds of the nation ..... those hardworking unsung heroes! ...... we pray that there be more pompeks like Buffy ...... who no matter what ..... will continue tuh bark until de Pohlice decide tuh take dem orn ..... we prayer that even human beings too ..... will begin BARKING in de fight against crime!
LORD ..... we pray for Martin Joseph ...... our Minister of Crime ..... oooops what ah sayin .... ah mean Minister of National Security ....... we pray that one day ...... even HE go believe de shit he does be talkin ...... cuz steups ...... look at his facial expression ..... is that the look of a confident man!!!
LORD .... we are baffled as tuh why this was in the news yesterday ..... we pray that you would protect us from any more articles about this Flag!
LORD ..... we pray that that is a typo ...... an' is not dat CHUTNEY tryin tuh go JAZZ now ..... cuz WTH is Chutney Jazz???!!!
LORD ..... we pray for the MEN who conducted this study/research ...... cuz without them ..... such very vital information woulda been still unknown!!!
LORD ..... we seek your guidance on this one ...... a Cheer Workshop!!!????
and LORD ...... we pray for Rebecca's safe return to her family!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
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I pray for Calder Hart everyday since he left. I pray for his return. Just like you, Scene, I pray that more Government Ministers were like dogs and less like dicks. I pray for a two million dollar flag so i can make a down-payment on a condo down South or Florida. Most of all, I pray that our Prime Minister will become sane and his Hart problems will go away for good.
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..... and I pray that they all stop tryin tuh bamboozle us (cuz we eh dotish)!!!
PS: Gary Hunt muzbe so happy now eh ..... nobody on he again .....
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Scene, I misread the headline "Men love sex more than women." I thought it meant men prefer having sex than having a woman. I now understand what the article meant and have been doing my own little research along those lines. I may either publish my findings or simply carry on researching, which ever is more exciting
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actually ..... now dat yuh mention it ..... the heading could mean dat too .....
DAT is what yuh should 'research' ......
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I think the answer to DAT is "Yes"
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Thanks for the laughs Scene
I think the police should add buffy to the force, they might solve some crimes.
Chutney jazz sounds as exciting as Ploka jazz.
I hope they find Rebecca soon and alive.
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..... I totally agree dat we need more Buffys on de Police Force .... cuz I think that that is de first time dat de Police ever actually ketch ah bandit!!!
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Gosh scene yuh real had me cracking up with that Martin Joseph comment. But in truth it look like he tinking "nah man ah cyah believe they buying this".
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Tuh me ..... that facial expression said it all .....
Because who cares about the 'processin time'?! ..... is de 'gettin an appointment time' dat need fixin ..... cuz is about 2 or 3 years now ...... dat it takin ....... 2 or 3 years tuh get ah passport!!!
Instead of de man tryin tuh 'speed things up' ..... wit gettin de actual appointment ..... he looking tuh 'speed things up' wit de processin time ..... from 21 days ..... tuh 10 days .......
*Steups ...... you go boy Martin ..... like yuh wukin ...... cuz that's a really big improvement ...... dat after yuh wait ..... a whole bloody year or two ...... yuh would soon be able tuh get de actual passport ..... a whole 11 days earlier ..... AWESOME!!!*
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I didn't even realise you made a 'typo' when you said Minister of Crime. I really think he says these things in an effort to convince himself as much as the people of the nation.
As for Ms. Dick. Not much needs to be said but that level of dotish is very common in the PNM and I am not surprised. Manning and he profitess and the Minister of Finance who take out she money before CL business hit the streets. One setta dotish in that party.
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splitsun ..... I eh seein eye-tuh-eye wit yuh here ..... ah seein more cokey-eye ..... cuz in my opinion ..... I tink dat de PNM real smart ..... cuz all dem does hadda do ...... tuh stay whey dey is ...... is trow a Party when election time comin round ...... and den what yuh tink does happen ...... is ..... "One setta dotish in that party."
...... so it eh de PNM dat dotish ..... is de people who put dem dey!!
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I retract. You make real sense dey!
And who could forget the parties with all the foreign/regional acts (wasn't there an uproar or something?). Wave and wine your way to success.
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i believe the child was found in parts not unknown...
and Emily needed to stick a dick in her mouth instead of trying to put spin on this issue.. i like that the ARCH EE TECK is also in the pic with her.. another moron who on plenty state boards...
allyuh really feel PM PM didnt know what was going on...
the church in d east is fuh yuh to doPRAY,,,
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oh gorm bandi ..... ah nearly had was tuh censor yuh bwoy .... yuh real rag-up Ms. Dick dey ....
anyway ..... glad to hear that the little girl was found .... in parts not unknown??? .... wha dah mean?
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