Alive .... but not kicking at all!!
I've been using a mouse for about 20 odd years ...... and I say 'odd' ...... cuz what could be odder ..... than attaching your hand to something ..... every single day ...... fuh about 20 years?!
I mean ..... when I really think about it ..... there was ..... and is ...... nothing else dat I ever embrace ...... and slide around ...... and finger ..... and poke ...... and stroke ...... every single day?!
Well ..... one of those days ...... about 4 or 5 years ago ...... I attached my hand to said mouse ...... for about 20 odd hours ...... straight!!! ...... yep ..... I was working on a project ...... and the constant, continuous, unergonomic feelin-up of dat mouse ...... totally @#$%^ up my right arm ...... and ...... ever since that time ..... whenever I'm on the computer ...... my arm would always tell me when tuh get tuh hell off ......
So when about two weeks ago ...... it (my arm) started giving me little hints ...... which then turned into a full blown cuss-out ......
I did what I was cussed ..... and I got tuh hell off!!!
But ..... dat eh mean I been takin it easy ...... I been around ...... I been out and about ...... last week ah went tuh see Gyazette in Studio ...... and den last nite ah went tuh de Carlton Savannah ...... tuh see 3 Canal ..... and Ataklan (tank de Lord FINALLY!) ..... and Kin ...... and 12 the Band ..... and ..... I been keepin up wit de news too ..... and I been snappin pics as usual .....
Basically ...... I been still doin ME .......
Is jus dat ah cyah type shit ...... cuz meh arm go start tuh zorce .....
So ...... dis is just a quickie ...... tuh say dat ah alive ....... but not kickin ...... yet!
Anyway ....... before ah go ......
Look at dem two ting dat ah see in yesterday's Guardian (Page A16) ..... what pray tell is dem Three Plumes Tip of the Week about ...... have you been seeing them? ...... what is it really ..... is it to educate us ..... is it tuh full up space in de newspapers ...... is it tuh remind us what a REAL pack of matches does look like ..... cuz I doh know if yuh remember ...... but back in 2009 de mark had buss ..... dat it have counterfeit matches circulatin ..... wha it for really?! ...... and den TSTT ..... my fave telecommunications provider ...... dem fuh real ...... dey claimin dat dey OWN THE NIGHT ..... wit FREE TALK ...... steups ...... instead of dem ..... owning de night ...... wit some FREE VIGILANCE (cuz that's what we the citizens of Trini really need at nite) ...... dem lookin tuh give we free talk ..... like if anybody does be TALKIN on dey cell phone while dey sleepin!!!!
PS: Happy Belated Emancipation ..... doh mind dat ah late ..... all ah we still free right?
I mean ..... when I really think about it ..... there was ..... and is ...... nothing else dat I ever embrace ...... and slide around ...... and finger ..... and poke ...... and stroke ...... every single day?!
Well ..... one of those days ...... about 4 or 5 years ago ...... I attached my hand to said mouse ...... for about 20 odd hours ...... straight!!! ...... yep ..... I was working on a project ...... and the constant, continuous, unergonomic feelin-up of dat mouse ...... totally @#$%^ up my right arm ...... and ...... ever since that time ..... whenever I'm on the computer ...... my arm would always tell me when tuh get tuh hell off ......
So when about two weeks ago ...... it (my arm) started giving me little hints ...... which then turned into a full blown cuss-out ......
I did what I was cussed ..... and I got tuh hell off!!!
But ..... dat eh mean I been takin it easy ...... I been around ...... I been out and about ...... last week ah went tuh see Gyazette in Studio ...... and den last nite ah went tuh de Carlton Savannah ...... tuh see 3 Canal ..... and Ataklan (tank de Lord FINALLY!) ..... and Kin ...... and 12 the Band ..... and ..... I been keepin up wit de news too ..... and I been snappin pics as usual .....
Basically ...... I been still doin ME .......
Is jus dat ah cyah type shit ...... cuz meh arm go start tuh zorce .....
So ...... dis is just a quickie ...... tuh say dat ah alive ....... but not kickin ...... yet!
Anyway ....... before ah go ......
Look at dem two ting dat ah see in yesterday's Guardian (Page A16) ..... what pray tell is dem Three Plumes Tip of the Week about ...... have you been seeing them? ...... what is it really ..... is it to educate us ..... is it tuh full up space in de newspapers ...... is it tuh remind us what a REAL pack of matches does look like ..... cuz I doh know if yuh remember ...... but back in 2009 de mark had buss ..... dat it have counterfeit matches circulatin ..... wha it for really?! ...... and den TSTT ..... my fave telecommunications provider ...... dem fuh real ...... dey claimin dat dey OWN THE NIGHT ..... wit FREE TALK ...... steups ...... instead of dem ..... owning de night ...... wit some FREE VIGILANCE (cuz that's what we the citizens of Trini really need at nite) ...... dem lookin tuh give we free talk ..... like if anybody does be TALKIN on dey cell phone while dey sleepin!!!!
PS: Happy Belated Emancipation ..... doh mind dat ah late ..... all ah we still free right?
Same mouse for 20 years? (^_~)
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Boy you know how much mouse I pass tru ...... 20 years of usin de same ting does only apply tuh marriage
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Yuh marrid? (^_~)
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scene...scene...
dat 2nd paragraph...slide, finger, poke, stroke...,oh gorm...dis weather and those words sent me somewhere else...
anyway, you tek it EZ, cuz we want U an yuh body parts tuh b around fuh at least ah nex 20 years...n Happy freedom day to you too.
ps...here's a 3 plumes tip fuh yuh...did you know that three plumes matches can be used to burn those bmobile ads!!! lol
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LMAO ..... ah love dat 3 plumes tip
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" and slide around ...... and finger ..... and poke ...... and stroke ...... every single day?'
You and your mouse need help. When yuh do d ting right it should only bring pleasure not pain. Yuh sure all yuh in d correct ergonomic position
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LOL .... nope ...... there is nothing ergonomic about me and my mouse ..... which by the way is attached to a laptop ..... which I use like a desktop ...... which is placed on a desk that I use to cock-up ...... so basically ...... whenever we get into position ...... it is the most un-ergonomic of positions
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un-ergonomic positions are the best
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