Miss Universe: de one dat BOMBED ... an' de one dat was DA BOMB!
So fuh de past few days ...... everywhere yuh turn ..... yuh was bound tuh bounce up ...... somebody spewin spew ...... about Miss Trinidad and Tobago 2010 (La Toya Woods) ...... posin nekked ..... wit only two pasties on she bresss ...... and body paint coverin little else ......
Me now ...... not being one tuh judge nobody ...... I didn't have nuttin tuh say ..... cuz if was me ...... and I had ah body like she ..... and Donald Trump was payin fuh me tuh get professional pictures fuh free ...... heck shit ...... I woulda pose naked too! ..... but den again ...... da'is jus me!
Anyway ..... so she do she ting ..... an' she get some attention ..... even goin' on Access Hollywood and sayin dat is she body ..... and how now she feelin 'liberated'!! ..... yeah ..... jus so ..... overnight ...... my gyul went from hott Trini ...... tuh hott Universe celebrity ...... tings was so nice wit she ...... dat some website dat does track and follow dem Miss Universe contestants ...... had she down as No. 1 at one point ..... an' yuh know us Trinis ...... from de time we see dat ..... we start tuh speculate one time ...... dat fuh sure we gyul woulda come eeeeen de top 15!!
Well ....... guess what ...... is ah good ting my gyul ramajay sheself wit she 15 minutes of fame ..... cuz tonight ..... dem Miss Universe judges didn't fart on Miss Trinidad and Tobago 2010 ...... and why ...... I guess we'll never know ..... cuz I find de gyul look real HOTTT!!!
Anyway ..... look we gyul in all she Miss Universe glory ..... fuh all of 2 seconds ..... paradin in she hottt costume ......
Right ..... so moving right along ..... did y'all see OUR last Miss Universe ..... Miss Universe 1998 ...... Wendy Fitzwilliam ....... on MINUTE TO WIN IT?? ...... she was part of ah past beauty queens crew (USA queens and Miss Universe queens) ...... competing tuh win $100,000 fuh dey chosen charity ...... and we gyul end up being one of de final three!!!
Now ah had really read about it in de papers eh ..... that is ..... dat she was gonna be on de show ..... but of course yuh know me ..... I clean forget bout dat ..... is only because ah was gapin ..... lookin tru de channels ...... tuh see which channel Miss Universe was showin on ...... dat ah end up bouncin up Minute to Win It ...... which is a show dat does have my stomach gripin ...... altho dis beauty queens one wasn't so intense ..... but ..... it was still real cool ...... especially cuz Miss Trinidad and Tobago was really standin out ..... and I mean ...... standing out ...... as in ...... she was lookin real tall ..... and she was de only darkie addin ah lil colour tuh de scene ...... an' yuh know we gyul had tuh hit dem some tru trini Wendy charm ..... ahhhhh ...... I was watchin de show like ah real imps ...... tryin tuh keep meh hand steady tuh record it ...... and at de same time ..... beaming wit patriotic pride ....
Fuh Trinidad and Tobago ..... tonight was kinda bittersweet ..... cuz one Miss Trini definitely bombed ...... but the other was surprisingly ...... da bomb!!!
Check out Wendy gettin orn on MINUTE TO WIN IT .....
De show started off wit ten ...... but I only started recording when was seven left ...... cuz by dat time ah had realise dat we gyul was serious!!
...... den it went down tuh six .....
...... dis video is just de continuation of de one above ...... is still six ah dem ......
...... den it went down tuh five ah dem .....
..... now it down tuh 4 of dem ...... check out Wendy social HARTS jump an' wine at de end when she get tru!
..... dis is when de ting start tuh get hott ..... cuz was jus three of dem left .....
...... and den ..... we gyul get lick-up ...... but was no scene ...... cuz we gyul real represent!
PS: ..... tuh de local Miss Universe franchise holders ..... yuh ever hear de sayin ..... dat ah good workin ole ting ..... better dan ah new ting any day?! ..... well ..... next time ..... doh bother tuh waste no money lookin fuh ah new Miss TnT ...... jus RECYCLE like Jamaica ..... yeah ..... cuz look how good Miss Jamaica do last nite ...... she come 2nd ...... and she is ah 'recycle' ...... who been representin Jamaica in all kyna ting ...... fuh years now!!!
Me now ...... not being one tuh judge nobody ...... I didn't have nuttin tuh say ..... cuz if was me ...... and I had ah body like she ..... and Donald Trump was payin fuh me tuh get professional pictures fuh free ...... heck shit ...... I woulda pose naked too! ..... but den again ...... da'is jus me!
Anyway ..... so she do she ting ..... an' she get some attention ..... even goin' on Access Hollywood and sayin dat is she body ..... and how now she feelin 'liberated'!! ..... yeah ..... jus so ..... overnight ...... my gyul went from hott Trini ...... tuh hott Universe celebrity ...... tings was so nice wit she ...... dat some website dat does track and follow dem Miss Universe contestants ...... had she down as No. 1 at one point ..... an' yuh know us Trinis ...... from de time we see dat ..... we start tuh speculate one time ...... dat fuh sure we gyul woulda come eeeeen de top 15!!
Well ....... guess what ...... is ah good ting my gyul ramajay sheself wit she 15 minutes of fame ..... cuz tonight ..... dem Miss Universe judges didn't fart on Miss Trinidad and Tobago 2010 ...... and why ...... I guess we'll never know ..... cuz I find de gyul look real HOTTT!!!
Anyway ..... look we gyul in all she Miss Universe glory ..... fuh all of 2 seconds ..... paradin in she hottt costume ......
Right ..... so moving right along ..... did y'all see OUR last Miss Universe ..... Miss Universe 1998 ...... Wendy Fitzwilliam ....... on MINUTE TO WIN IT?? ...... she was part of ah past beauty queens crew (USA queens and Miss Universe queens) ...... competing tuh win $100,000 fuh dey chosen charity ...... and we gyul end up being one of de final three!!!
Now ah had really read about it in de papers eh ..... that is ..... dat she was gonna be on de show ..... but of course yuh know me ..... I clean forget bout dat ..... is only because ah was gapin ..... lookin tru de channels ...... tuh see which channel Miss Universe was showin on ...... dat ah end up bouncin up Minute to Win It ...... which is a show dat does have my stomach gripin ...... altho dis beauty queens one wasn't so intense ..... but ..... it was still real cool ...... especially cuz Miss Trinidad and Tobago was really standin out ..... and I mean ...... standing out ...... as in ...... she was lookin real tall ..... and she was de only darkie addin ah lil colour tuh de scene ...... an' yuh know we gyul had tuh hit dem some tru trini Wendy charm ..... ahhhhh ...... I was watchin de show like ah real imps ...... tryin tuh keep meh hand steady tuh record it ...... and at de same time ..... beaming wit patriotic pride ....
Fuh Trinidad and Tobago ..... tonight was kinda bittersweet ..... cuz one Miss Trini definitely bombed ...... but the other was surprisingly ...... da bomb!!!
Check out Wendy gettin orn on MINUTE TO WIN IT .....
De show started off wit ten ...... but I only started recording when was seven left ...... cuz by dat time ah had realise dat we gyul was serious!!
...... den it went down tuh six .....
...... dis video is just de continuation of de one above ...... is still six ah dem ......
...... den it went down tuh five ah dem .....
..... now it down tuh 4 of dem ...... check out Wendy social HARTS jump an' wine at de end when she get tru!
..... dis is when de ting start tuh get hott ..... cuz was jus three of dem left .....
...... and den ..... we gyul get lick-up ...... but was no scene ...... cuz we gyul real represent!
PS: ..... tuh de local Miss Universe franchise holders ..... yuh ever hear de sayin ..... dat ah good workin ole ting ..... better dan ah new ting any day?! ..... well ..... next time ..... doh bother tuh waste no money lookin fuh ah new Miss TnT ...... jus RECYCLE like Jamaica ..... yeah ..... cuz look how good Miss Jamaica do last nite ...... she come 2nd ...... and she is ah 'recycle' ...... who been representin Jamaica in all kyna ting ...... fuh years now!!!
social HARTS jump... LOL to infinity and beyond...
oh an fuh recycle... we tried that already...
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I vaguely remember a recycle ..... but ah not rememberin who!
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our recycle was Kenisha Thom...she went up for both Miss World 2004 and Miss Universe 2006 I believe.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_World_2004
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Universe_2006
She did well by placing in the top 10, and by being a semi-finalist in the both pageants.
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shells ..... yuh real know yuh ting gyul!!
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Ms Woods did exactly what she needed to do during the early stages and grabbed up as much publicity as she cud get. As far as i see, she won her competition long b4 las nite by showin exactly wha she prepared 2 do 2 make it...Cheers Toya.
As for Wendy...she real represent las nite...alldoh,ah feel she loss out by a fowl (not foul)...ok ok dat too korny, even fuh me.
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..... at first ah tort Wendy get tief eh ...... but den when ah play it back ..... ah realise de odda gyul had win by about 2 seconds!
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woi go Wendy! she represent well!....buh after all that i curious now, who won? lol
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yeah Wendy got skills ...... but Miss New York won the $100,000 ..... which qualified her to go for the $1 Million ..... but she didn't get tru ...... she had tuh bounce a coin off of a table ..... and hope it land in a water bottle ...... wit ah small-ass nozzle-like opening ...... I doh know if ANYBODY ever win dat!
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Wendy!! that woman looks like she's barely aged.
I still can't get over Ms. Philippines tho. Ms. Woods may not have made it but is always a love for people who going anywhere and representing TnT.
Jamaica...wheys, she is the only reason I end up watching that pageant. Oui papa.
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yeah gyul .... Wendy still lookin good fuh tru ...... and wow ..... Ms. Philippines ..... gorgeous!!!
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I eh talking about looks nah. That answer was the worse. When you said the one that bomb, i thought was she you was talking about. I know she was nervous but better than that man.
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..... tuh tell yuh de trute ..... I didn't listen tuh any of the answers ..... only Miss Jamaica's ..... which I thought was pretty good .....
gosh ..... now yuh have meh contemplatin youtube tuh find Ms. Philippines answerin hers .....
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I could be wrong but it look like de girls long ago were less robotic than the ones these days. Or it could be just the format of the show.
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They always look like robots tuh me ...... very rehearsed ..... very stiff ...... and dat false 1 hour smile!!!
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